Analysis of Saturday Night Live's Cold Opener 11/5/16 - Trump's & Hillary's Closing Remarks

This is probably the biggest waste of time I've ever spent. But it was fun. I am a long time fan of Saturday Night Live, and used to (with a close friend of mine) mimic their skits while delivering the morning announcements back in junior high school during the Carter era. 

After reading Tina Fey's book "Bossypants", where she admitted SNL has a left slant and is not afraid to use it in their skits to influence politics, I have wondered if they would have much influence over this election as they did in 2008 when Tina Fey so brilliantly and viciously dismantled Sarah Palin. 

On the most recent episode - the last one before the election - Alec Baldwin and Kate McKinnon gave their renditions of Trump and Hillary.  Was it funny?  Somewhat.  Was it balanced?  Heck no!  

To prove it, I took notes and listed all the narratives, points, opinions, facts, and innuendo I could detect in the 9+ minute skit.  Then I scored them as to whether or not the point was pro or con Trump or Hillary.  This is my opinion and I could probably over analyze this even further but I've got to get back to watching the polls!

https://vimeo.com/258527177

The result was a net of PLUS 1 for Hillary, and NEGATIVE 23 for Trump.

	HILLARY	TRUMP
POSITIVES	12	6
NEGATIVES	11	29
NET	+1	-23

Here's what I found:

1. Trump’s followers are still “buying it”  (-DT)
2. Hillary lost the big huge lead she had (-HC)
3. Hillary aligns with and has the determination of a Chicago Cub in the rainy 9^th inning and will “bring it home”  (+HC)
4. Trump has some physical neck issue, or is too stupid to know the “neck and neck” phrase (-DT)
5. Fact from Erin: Trump has travelled to 4 different states today (+DT)
6. Trump uses drugs to maintain his energy (-DT)
7. Hillary wishes the media would focus on Trump’s taxes (-DT)
8. Fact from Erin: FBI Comey announced they are looking into more emails discovered on Weiner’s laptop. (-HC)
9. The media focuses on her emails, much to Hillary’s disappointment. (-HC)
10. Trump overuses Twitter and writes whatever he wants to there because no one will read it. (-DT)
11. Trump is stupid and doesn’t know Twitter is not secure and private, and that everyone can see his tweets on Twitter. (-DT)
12. Fact from Erin: Everyone can see your tweets.  (-DT)
13. Trump is surprised that he is still in this race despite his Twitter tweets.  (-DT)
14. America really hates Hillary and Hillary knows it. (-HC)
15. Opinion from Erin: Highly unusual for the FBI to make an announcement like this so close to the election. (+HC)
16. Opinion from Hillary: Is the FBI trying to get Trump elected president?  (-DT)
17. Trump claims not to know the FBI, but is in cahoots with the FBI as evidenced by a kiss on live TV. (-DT)
18. Despite Trump kissing an FBI guy, it is not a story to the media.  (+DT)
19. Hillary is frustrated but composed.  (+HC)
20. Hillary can appeal to entertainment industry leaders like Mark Burnett for more Trump dirt. (+HC)
21. Donald has made racist remarks on The Apprentice, such as the N word and Burnett has racist tapes about it. (-DT)
22. Fact from Erin: There is no proof that such a tape exists. (+DT)
23. The media denies it exists, but Hillary insists it does, and Trump admits it.  (-DT)
24. The Russians are the source of dirt on Hillary because they love Trump and Trump loves Putin.  (-DT)
25. Opinion from Trump: She’s a liar.  (-HC)
26. Trump claims to not know Putin, but is in cahoots with Putin as evidenced by a kiss on live TV. (-DT)
27. Despite Trump kissing a Putin, it is not a story to the media.  (+DT)
28. Hillary is frustrated but composed.  (+HC)
29. Trump thinks the email scandal is bigger than Whitewater. (-HC)
30. Opinion from Erin: Doesn’t think that is true.  (+HC)
31. Trump is frustrated the media is defending Hillary.  (-HC)
32. Trump questions if the CNN host is in a lesbian relationship with Hillary.  (-DT)
33. Trump makes up a verb to describe it which doesn’t make sense.  (-DT)
34. Trump claims it doesn’t matter because he said it and now half the country believes it because his followers believe anything he says.  (-DT)
35. Hillary opinion: Trump pretends to be pro-gay by claiming no one loves the gay people more than him, though his running mate believes in conversion therapy. (-DT)
36. He is a supporter of the LB community, meaning he only supports lesbian and bisexuals presumably for his own interests.  (-DT)
37. Hillary opinion: KKK endorsed Trump for president.  (-DT)
38. Trump doesn’t know what a K is.  (-DT)
39. Trump claims to not know the KKK, but is in cahoots with them, as evidenced by a kiss on live TV.  (-DT)
40. Despite Trump kissing the KKK, it is not a story to the media.  (+DT)
41. Hillary is frustrated but composed and wonders what is happening and is the whole world insane. (+HC)
42. Trump has single-handedly ruined much of what America holds dear, kindness, decency, tic-tacs, skittles, taco bowls, father-daughter dances, buses, bright red hats, the word great and the color orange  (references to at least 5 specific Trump scandals)   (-DT x5)
43. If you vote for Trump and he wins, you will realize you’ve been tricked.  (-DT)
44. Hillary wants the presidency so bad, she will run again in 4 years if she doesn’t win this time.  (+HC)
45. Hillary thinks people are idiots if they don’t elect her this time.  (+HC)
46. Hillary is the most corrupt person to ever run, is a liar, and a crook, and should be in jail. (-HC x4)
47. Hillary says that on Tuesday we get to choose what kind of country we want to live in.  (+HC)
48. Let’s all get along (+HC, +DT)
49. Hillary’s background is her logo.  (+HC)   
50. Trump’s background is grandma’s wallpaper.  (-DT)

There ya go.  Watch responsibly and don't get all your news from late night comedy.